RUDE RANGE
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oh Fuck You’re 50 – card
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Congratulations 30 years of being a twat – card
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18 When you fuck up now you are on your own – Happy Birthday – card
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Sometimes I look at you & think…Really? That’s the sperm that won?
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Life is just like a willy… card
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These are the reasons why I Love You
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Happy birthday you miserable twat
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Happy birthday you miserable git
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Only wankers are born in October
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Only twats are born in October
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If we were dogs I’d totally sniff your bum
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Sometimes I laugh so hard a little tear runs down my leg
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Another Year Older and you’re still a massive twat – card
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Who’s a total legend? (not you, you’re a knob!) – card
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Today we celebrate the best decision you ever made… Happy Anniversary! – card
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Thanks for putting up with my shit for another year! Happy Anniversary! – card
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Happy Birthday you complete cockwomble – card
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Happy Birthday you complete knobjockey – card
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You’re a knobhead… but you’re my knobhead – card
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I love that you put up with me even though I’m ginger – card
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Only fabulous bitches are born in September – card
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Everyone knows someone called Kevin… he’s usually a knob! – card
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Everyone knows someone called Tom… he’s usually a knob! – card
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Another year older… & you’re still a massive knob – card
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Happy birthday you old duffer – card
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Congratulations on your new home (don’t expect us to come visit, it’s bloody miles away!) – card
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I’m a fucking unicorn
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Zero fucks given
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Good luck finding better colleagues than us
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I’m very busy & important, so piss off
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Stressed as fuck
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Do I look like a people person
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Don’t touch my fucking pen
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Office wanker
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I fucking hate Mondays
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I have a hairy fanny
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Fuck off, I’m busy
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Organised as fuck
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Have you tried turning it off and on again
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This meeting is shit
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This job is shit
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Tinsel tits
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Office slut
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Only c*nts use this pen
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I work with c*nts
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My PENis huge
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My fanny stinks
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My fucking pen
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I watch porn at work
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I love cock
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I have a sweaty minge
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It’s all fucking bullshit
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I love the way you look at me when you tell me to fuck off – George the cardmaker card
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Birthday to-do list… – George the cardmaker card
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Roses are red, chocolates are brown… – George the cardmaker card
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…FUCKET LIST… – Mini Metal Sign
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WELCOME NOW PISS OFF… – Mini Metal Sign
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PISS OFF I’M BUSY… – Mini Metal Sign
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FRIDAY IS MY 2nd FAVOURITE F-WORD – Mini Metal Sign
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PLEASE HOLD WHILE I TRANSFER YOU… – Mini Metal Sign
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IF IT’S GOT TYRES OR TESTICLES IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU PROBLEMS! – Mini Metal Sign
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Bernard’s Tool – Nudinits card
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Better Outdoors – Nudinits card
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12 Inch – Nudinits card
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